MEN!!

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before --
MEN-tal illness
MEN-strual cramps
MEN-tal breakdown
MEN-opause
GUY-necologist
AND ...
When we have REAL trouble,
it's a HIS-terectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's
problems start with MEN?
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