SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE

6 TRUTHS OF LIFE
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus,
or occasionally pee on yourself... You hang in there,
sunshine, 'cause you're freakin' special...
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