AN AMISH FARMER

An Amish farmer walking through his field
notices a man drinking from his pond, with
his hand.
The Amish man shouts:
'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben
dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water,
the cows have shit in it.')
The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim,
I don't understand your gibberish.
Speak English, infidel!'

The Amish man says:
'Use two hands, you'll get more!!'
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