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"I've got the biggest sheep farm in the region," a farmer boasted to his neighbour.

"Oh yeah?" challenged the neighbour. "So, how many sheep do you have?"

"I don't know," said the farmer. "Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep."
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A 10-year-old boy is tested at school on the subject of hibernation. The first question was: "Into what state of inactivity do animals go during the winter months?"

His answer: Florida
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"Hindsight: It's like foresight, but without a future." - Kevin Kline
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You know a guy's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.