THE BIKER AND THE WAITRESS

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country,
walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the
bar, which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $1,000.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment,
he walks up to the bar and beckons to the
exceptionally attractive female bartender serving
drinks to a meagre looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile,
"can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the old biker,
"are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes, she smiles and purrs, I sure am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands --
I want a cheeseburger!!"
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