GETTING SCREWED

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of
highway when he notices a sign out of the
corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF
PROSTITUTION -- 10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination
and drives on without a second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF
PROSTITUTION -- 5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs
are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF
PROSTITUTION -- NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls
into the drive. On the far side of the parking
lot is a stone building with a small sign next
to the door reading:

"SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS"
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door
is answered by a nun in a long black habit who
asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway
and was interested in possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led
through many winding passages and is soon
quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit,
holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun
instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go
through the large wooden door at the end of the
hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the
hall and slips through the door pulling it shut
behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the
parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN
SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!!
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