GROANERS

Evidence has been found that William Tell
and his family were avid bowlers.
However, all the Swiss league records were
unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and we'll
never know for whom the Tells bowled.
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A man rushed into a busy doctor's office
and shouted
"Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!!"
The doctor calmly responded,
"Now, settle down. You'll just have to
be a little patient!!"
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