NEW 401 K PLAN

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air
lines stock one year ago, you would have
$49 left.
With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50
left of the orginal $1000.
With AIG, you would have less than $15
left.
But, if you purchased $1000 worth of
beer one year ago, drunk all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling refund, you would have $214 cash.
Based on the above, the best current
investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401-keg.
I think I'll start this weekend!!
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