· You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
· You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
· Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
· You burn your yard rather than mow it.
· You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
· The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
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