Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Corporate Organization

Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since childhood.
They decided they wanted to go into business together.

Schwartz says: 'OK! I'll invest $100,000.'
Cohen says: '' I will go for $200,000'.
Ginsburg says: All right, I'll put in $1000.'

Cohen says: 'If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President
and CEO of the corporation. You Schwartz, for your $100,000,
you can be Vice President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $1000,
you will be our Sexual Adviser.'

Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen: 'What is a Sexual Adviser?'
Cohen replies: 'When we want your #@$%^* advice, we'll ask for it!!'

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