A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'Once, on a trip
to the Black Hills out in South Dakota,I came upon a gang of bikers,
who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her
alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most
heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the #$%$)@ out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple minutes ago.....'
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