Friday, July 18, 2008

CHURCHES AND CASINOS

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF
YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE
ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS!

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT
SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS
RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT
CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD
TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS
TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR
SORTING, AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE
CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS....
(YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU?)
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