Tuesday, July 15, 2008

HOW LIFE WORKS

Coincidence!
A chicken farmer went to a local bar and sat next to
a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.The
woman perks up and says,
'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,
too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special
day for me.... I am celebrating.'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!'
says the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer!
As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you
celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and
today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken
farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile,
but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens
become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence....'
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