Two Mexican businessmen in Tijuana were
sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be
new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready,
with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now
some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his
face to the window, and ask what we're selling'.
No sooner were the words out of his mouth
when, sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist
walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick
Japanese accent asked
'What you sell?' One of the men replied
sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man
said, 'You doing velly well, only two left!!'
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