SNOW WHITE

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs
(A Political Fable)
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the
mine early each morning. As always, Snow White
stayed home doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare
their lunch and carry it to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the
lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible
cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst,
Snow White began calling out, hoping against
hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear
me? Hello!'
For a long while, there was no answer.
Losing hope, Snow White again shouted,
'Hello! Is anyone down there?'
Just as she was about to give up all hope,
she heard a faint voice from deep within
the mine, singing .....
'Vote for John McCain! - Vote for John McCain!!'
Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself
and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God!
At least Dopey is still alive!!'
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