JOKES BY STATE

ALABAMA
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading
garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
The Sheriff asked, 'Why are you dumping garbage
in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your
head'.
Yep', he replied. 'That's why I'm dumpin it here,
cause it says 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'!!

LOUISIANA
A senior at LSU was overheard saying... 'When the
end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana.'
When asked why, he replied he'drather be in
Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana
20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world!!

MISSISSIPPI
The young man from Mississippi came running into
the store and said to his buddy, 'Bubba, somebody just
stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!'
Bubba replied, 'Did you see who it was?' The young
man answered, 'I couldn't tell, but I got his license
number.'

GEORGIA
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75.
The trooper asked, 'Got any I. D.?'
The driver replied, 'Bout whut?'

TENNESSEE A man in Tennessee had a flat tire,
pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded
to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and
one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and
was so curious he turned around and went back.
He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, 'I got a flat tare.'
The passerby asked, 'But what's with the flowers?'
The man responded, 'When you break down they
tell ya to put flares in the front and flares in the back.
Hey, it don't make no sense to me neither....'

ARKANSAS
'You can say what you want about the South ,
but I ain't never heard of anyone wanting to
retire to the North!!
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