MORE FIGHTS

AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my
high school reunion, and I kept staring at
a drunken lady swigging her drink as she
sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago,
and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think
a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we
were alongside the road and slowly the other
driver got out of his car. You know how
sometimes you just get soooo stressed and
little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it...
he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at
me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said,
'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....
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