POST OFFICE JOB

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to
anything?'
He says, 'Yes, caffeine.'
''Have you ever been in the service?'
'Yes,' he says, 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5
extra points toward employment,' and then
asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
The guy says, 'Yes 100%. An IED exploded
near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that
case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 AM
and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours
are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you
want me to be here before 10 AM?'
''This is a government job,' the interviewer
says. 'For the first two hours we just stand
around drinking coffee and scratching
our balls. No point in you coming in for
that.'
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