TEN REASONS TO OWN A GUN

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22
# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have
another for when you're on the road.
# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell
him so, he will probably let you try it out
a few times.
# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep
another gun for a backup.
# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you
run out of ammo.
# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
# 4. Guns function normally every day of
the month.
# 3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips
make me look fat?'
# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep
after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is
favored over a woman....
# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!
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