WHY??

Why do we press harder on a remote control when
we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds'
when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say
there are four billion stars, but check when you
say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by
lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath
you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have
materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a
dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then
put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the
end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed
light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something that's falling off the table you always
manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as
warm as it was in summer when we complained
about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four
persons are suffering from some sort of mental
illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's you!!
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