Catholic Shampoo
While shopping in a food store, two
nuns happened to pass by the beer section.
One asked the other if she would like
a beer. The second nun answered that,
indeed, it would be very nice to have one,
but that she wouldn't feel comfortable
about buying it.
The first nun replied that she could handle
that without a problem. She picked up a
six-pack and took it to the cashier.
The cashier had a surprised look on his
face, so the nun said,
'We use beer for washing our hair; a sort
of shampoo, if you will.'
Without blinking an eye, the cashier
reached under the counter, pulled out a
package of pretzel sticks and placed them
in the bag with the beer.
He then looked the nun straight in the eye,
smiled, and said,
'The curlers are on the house!!'
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