MARKETING RESEARCH

A man doing market research knocked at the door
and was greeted by a young woman with three small
children running around at her feet.
'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever
used the product?'
She said, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
'If you don't mind my asking,' he said, 'what do you use
it for?'
'We use it for sex,' she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback. 'Usually people
lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain
or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that
most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your
honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell
me exactly HOW you use it for sex?'
The woman said,'I don't mind telling you at all.
My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it
keeps the kids out!!'
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