RENTAL AGREEMENT

A married businessman meets a beautiful girl
and agrees to spend the night with her for
$500. He spends the night with her but before
he leaves, he tells her that he does not have
any cash with him, but he will have his
secretary write a check and mail it to her,
calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'
On the way to the office he regrets what he
has done, realizing that the whole event was
not worth the price.
So he has his secretary send a check for $250
and enclosed the following typed note:
Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check
in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount
agreed upon, because when I rented the
partment, I was under the impression that:
1) it had never been occupied: 2) that there
was plenty of heat: and 3) that it was small
enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been
previously occupied, that there wasn't any
heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250 with the following
note:
Dear Sir, first of all, I cannot understand how
you expect a beautiful apartment to remain
unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there
is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed
of regular size, but if you don't have enough
furniture to fill it, please don't blame the
landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
contact your present landlady!!
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