SENTENCE STRUCTURE

WHY SENTENCE STRUCTURE IS IMPORTANT

The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed
it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were
both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he
decided he would fire the first one who used
the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a
horrible hangover after partying all night.
She went straight to the cooler to take an
aspirin.
The boss approached her and said:
'Debra, I've never done this before but I
have to lay you or Jack off.'
'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I really feel
like shit!!'
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