THE MAID

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked:
"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well Señora, there are three reasons
why I want an increase. The first is that I iron
better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a
better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better
cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better
lover than you."
Wife (really furious now):
"Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did!!"
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