Friday, October 17, 2008

MENOPAUSE JEWELRY

Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my
mood swings, bought me a mood ring
the other day so he would be able to
monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a
good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
frickin' red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Dumb ass....
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