A NEW LEXUS

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to
browse, and spotted the most beautiful,
perfect 'loaded' Lexus - and walked over
to inspect it closer. As she bent forward
to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped
her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked
around to see if anyone had noticed.
There standing behind her was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her,
'Good day, Madame. How may we help you
today?'
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication
and acting as though nothing had happened,
she smiled back and asked,
'Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?'
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied,
'Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you
farted just touching it, you're gonna shit
when you hear the price!!
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