BENEFITS OF BEING 50 AND OVER

It is all true...Perks of reaching 50 or being
over 60 and heading towards 70!

01. Kidnappers are not very Interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you Are likely to be
released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you As a hypochondriac.
06. There is nothing left to learn "The hard way".
07. Things you buy now won't Wear out.
08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
09. You can live without sex but Not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments About pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed Limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your Stomach in no matter
who walksInto the room.
13. You sing along with elevator Music.
14. Your eyes won't get much Worse.
15. Your investment in health Insurance is finally
beginning To pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with Your friends because
they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is Finally down
to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who Sent you this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your
convenience.

Forward this to every one you Can remember right now!

AND NEVER, under any circumstances, take a
sleeping pill and a laxative On the same night!!