Friday, December 19, 2008

BOB AND THE BLOND

> Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around>> 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and> stared up at the TV.>> The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was> covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building> preparing to jump.>> The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll> jump?'> Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'>> The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'>> Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'>> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy> on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling> to his death.>> The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her> $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'>> Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this> earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.'>> The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think> he'd do it again.'>> Bob took the money...

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