Wednesday, December 24, 2008

CHRISTMAS GROANERS

Q: Did you hear about the guy who played golf on Christmas
and accidentally hit a bird?

A: He got a partridge on a par three.


Q: What's red and white and falls down the chimney?

A: Santa Klutz!


Q: How do sheep greet each other on Christmas?

A: Merry Christmas to Ewe!

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