A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills,
they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, f**k the pills, have you seen
the dragons in the kitchen?!!!
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Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you
on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up & down and replies,
'Your sense of humor!
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An elderly couple is attending Mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and
says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart;
what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid!!'
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