Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and never married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call and she showed him into her quaint sitting room while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ he noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top. The bowl was filled
with water and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When Miss Beatrice returned with tea and scones
the pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this, pointing to the bowl? 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park and found this little package on the ground and the directions said to place on organ, keep it wet and it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter.'
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