JUST ENOUGH

An old man goes into a drug store to buy
some Viagra.
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist
'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'
'I'm 96' said the old man. 'I don't want an erection,
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss
on my slippers!!'
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