LONG MARRIAGE

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hatedeach other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could beheard deep into the night.The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of thegrave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because ofthe many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. Theold man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, He diedof a heart attack when he was 98.His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she wentstraight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was notomorrow..Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid thathe may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come backto haunt you for the rest of your life?' The wife put down her drink and said,
'Let him dig. I had him buriedupside down......!!'
Bloody women.... They think of everything!!!!
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