HEALTH NEWS

Subject: Funny, but true
Would be funnier if there wasn't an element of truth to it.

Good Info To Have
After an exhaustive review of the research literature,
here's the final Word on nutrition and health:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks Than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer Heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like....
Speaking English is apparently What kills you.
But don't worry, your Government is trying to
correct this Problem.....
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