Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
--Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
-- Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together and have the time
of our lives!!
--Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
--The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is
sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
--Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
--Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't
been anywhere.
--Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ
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