Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida,are all excited about their decision to get married. Theygo for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way theypass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"The pharmacist answers, "Yes."*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"Pharmacist: "Of course we do."*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"Pharmacist: "All kinds ."*Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"Pharmacist: "Definitely."*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"Pharmacist: "You bet!"*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?"Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"Pharmacist: "Absolutely."*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"Pharmacist: "We sure do."
*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"Pharmacist: "Sure."*
*Jacob: "Great!! We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry!!"
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