LITTLE BOY ON A BUS

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man
reading a book, and noticed he had his collar
on backwards. The little boy asked, ' Why do you
wear your collar backwards?
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
The Little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear
his collar like that’.
The priest looked up from his book and answered,
'I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
Grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said,
'I am the Father of Hundreds!’, and went back to reading
his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a long while,
then Leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should wear
a condom….and put your pants on backwards
instead of your collar!’
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