"OLD" IS WHEN.....

OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber
today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!!
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