SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE :
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
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got balls??
was there some question about that??
"Jane" ..... so organized!!
checking with the wife... no matter what!!
well hot damn!!
oh myyyyy......
"producing 78% of the world's weird stuff since 1952"
beautifully designed chandelier
winter's coming!!
finally.... an honest sign!!
dang......
thought for the day
uh ohhhh.....
oh yeahhhh lol
oh dearrrrrr!!!
yeahhh!!
Slavery -- it gets things done!!
fun times in the high desert
waiting for the "10 angels" chain letter to work.....
vote ALL incumbants O U T !!
yikes!!
fearless hunters
road sign in rural africa
LOL
so safe
rut roh.....
good plan
"insanity" is doing the same things over and over... and expecting different results
words of wisdom!!
viewpoints
yikes!!
i knew it!!
now you know!!
the eternal question
oops-sie!!
yet another use for duct tape!!
"hot vixen, 27, fitness model....."
the Dawn Keye diet
yikes!!
excuse me??
so true!!
Texas cow wash
good plan
english can be so tricky
"gaviscon -- it's like a fireman came in your mouth"
believe it
road safety
not quite Jacob's ladder.....
safely first
self explanatory
hear!! hear!!
casual fridays.....
rules to save our country
gotta have rules
thought for the day
yoo hoo!!!
high tech jousting
modern education
rut roh.....
if only.....
safety first
jumping to conclusions
Miss California, 1918
listen up!! "insanity is doing the same thing over and over... and expecting different results"
oh dear
safe sex
travel tips
too sad.....
wedding bells
oops.....
Generation Y
what deaf looks like
the Adidas priate
change of plans
so true!!
incorrect swine flu procedures
your guv'mint at work.....
hi tech!!
senior drivers
necessity is the mother of invention!!
safety first
men's chair
but why WON'T anyone hire meeee?????
incredible
whoaaaaa
hot
amazing
how it all started......
oops.....
insanity is doing the same thing over and over.... and expecting different results....
'nuff said!!
is there a caption for this one??
summertime.... plan ahead
shout dirty to me!!
A Wife -- because beer is heavy!!
Aim High -- what's the worse that could happen??
careful while playing
don't ask.....
a friend in need.....
time for new glasses!!
life instructions
fitness ..... American style
yikes!!
proper prior planning.....
updated books
awwww......
the Trojan Air Force
off to a good start there
so true
oh, that naughty girl.....
microsoft for blonds
2008 Submarine Races .... final heat
great acting...... LOL
sage advice
the romance is gone
the wonder of aging
the updated Easter bunny
uh ohhhh.....
Barbie at 50...... oh myyyy
look closely.....
just for seniors!!
...23y/o, redhead, gymnast....
so true....
Advisory notice
rut roh......
why, kids just raise themselves nowdays!!
NOW do you know why raincoats are yellow??
heh heh
oh myyyy
never piss off a man with a backhoe!!
family history
so true
well.... yeahhhh....
rut roh.....
oops.....
daily wisdom
The flasher!!
para-sailing lessons!!
Mr. Ed to the rescue
Octomom at mardi gras
huh?
The Golden Years
the Traylor-Hooker announcement
it's a good cause
don't go to this bathroom while you're drunk!!
the Wang-Holder nuptials
marketing, marketing, marketing!!
wedding announcement for Best-Lay
a rolling VW gathers no moss
wedding announcement
be nice..... look carefully lol
good plan
your viewpoint
thought for the day
rut roh....
can you imagine??
works for me!!
good plan
wedding announcement
some gun(s) show!!
lovely cacti, eh??
nice plumbing job
don't ask.....
polar bear attack!!
snorkling in michigan
heh heh.... dream on
good plan!!
outhouse design flaw
updating your marriage
great cactus planters
amazing bar stools
picnic time
Dan Cupid says.....
eeeeek!!!
college catapillar
fair warning
WAKE UP!!!
from the last millennium
if you recognize it.... you're over 39!!
exactly
so true....
good advice!!
the pain is about to begin
modern cards
poor doggie!!
good safety plan
rut roh.....
don't even be thinkin' that!!!
good one
diamonds and lip gloss... why not??
Valentine sentiments
another wonderful wedding
my sentiments 'zactly!!!
good news!!
i can manufacture these!!
can YOU find Little Johnny??
"everybody make a funny face!!"
last day on the job.....
Museum Of Sex???
who in the sam hill designed THIS attraction??
do you want chicken or REAL chicken??
why women should not take viagra!!
good plan!!
absolutely!!
oh myyyyy......
but i WAS signaling....
why boys need parents!! LOL
why first class is better!!
dating dilemma.....
bad landing... or bad take-off??
senior scooter.... works for me!!
my kinda gal!!!
tequilaaaa!!!
amazing!!
life in the fast lane
the switch-over disappointment
idea TV remote
smooooooooooth......
what happends in Vegas.....
gratitude
redneck weather report
another recalled toy
redneck horseshoes
safety first
redneck palm pilot
shoe statue ..... love it lol
full disclosure is the law!!
the winners!!
to squeel or not to squeel.....
how to ruin a picture
oh yeahhhh.....
wiring safety
safety time
yes or no??
well........
but i WAS signaling!!!
good advice!!
can you hear me NOW??
food
The Ass family
Motivational poster
oops.....
Kentucky firing squad
excuse me??
really bad hair day
new york drivers
big help .... not
improved seat belts
farewell to an era.....
gotta think twice about this
great fuel economy
life in the fast lane
bears at play
bad plum
Buff !!
wow!! talk about a bad day....
plan ahead
runining a picture
submarine races
don't ask.....
'oo RAH!!
power to the people!!
no drunk residents, please!!
whoaaaa.... America's new emblem??
American turkeys
how real life works....
automotive A/C !! nice job....
naughty vegetable
leopard swallows a woman!!!
a serious hurricane
never annoy a back hoe operator!!
a healthy diet
David returns home to Italy.....
after visiting America
car jack
Work Notice
creative garage door
whatever works
nice artwork!!
a good ad gone wrong
man oh man!! the service in this place is SLOWWW
football field... 8 feet under water
Holiday Greetings
surprise!!
THIS will not end well
ahhh yes.....
togetherness.....
Marketing
ho ho ho!!
Meeerry Christmas!!
eco friendly motorcycle
poor Rudolph!!
whadda tattoo!!
com'on..... i dare ya!!
plastic snow??
they don't call Rudolph names any more!!
making snow babies.....
what to tell the kids??!!
safety margins......
oh myyyy......
how eggs get their nog!!
bathroom guidance
a modern Christmas Tree
Sam's Club strikes again!!
peace in the valley
rut roh......
blue tree
holiday warning
another imaginative tree
how to ruin a picture
pretty tree
homemade gifts.... Maxi Slippers
Present idea
calming unruly children during the holidays
nice one
Tree of bottles .... love it
Tree of cans -- recycling at its best
alright!!! the @#$%& lights are UP!!!
National Christmas Tree
redneck sleigh
snow fairy
snowing in new orleans... this global warming is JUST outta control!!!
hump day!!
a beautiful home in the mountains
Afro Duck
John Wayne
stopping those pesky religious folks
Headline......
Freeway Information
Adagio & Mojo.... my friend's show ponies
answers the question -- why do elk have such long antlers??!!
camo fun
oh myyyyyyy......
such a deal!!
lol lighthouses.... or....??
oops.....
desperate times call for desperate measures
gay terrorist
when in rome.... or baghdad....
now THIS is a convenience store!!
DONT'T drink and make signs
who's on first??
from NASA hq ..... oops.....
wha'.....????
why..... auto pilot of course!! (WE HOPE)
lol
pretty.....
how to save money at Christmas
Sex
anti-smoking aid
high-flying Santa
Santa's accident.....
great way to travel.... mile high club for you??
a/c service with a smile!!
hat wearing instructions
infant found in trashcan.....
police officers discover it's a burrito
spellcheck -- FAIL
"...he shit this 8-point buck...."
health alert
Pole instructions
maze for blonds
Halloween logic
dancing cheek to cheek :-)
say WHUT??
BADDDDD sign!!
i WILL find you!!
too much time
Black is slimming
Dickberg
make up my mind!!
plan ahead for retirement
improved recipie
gonna be a rough season.....
amazing headline
how to ruin a picture lol
the golden years
who YOU callin' old???
proof of global warming!!
hooters halloween costume
party safely out there
look-a-likes
more bathroom signs
the main differences.....
nice choice..... yes?
bargains
redneck fire detector
(jiffy pop popcorn)
too many shakes.....
bathroom signs
wow.... serious stuff
wardrobe malfunction :-)
driving fun!!
California dilemma
to the SECRET bunker......
important instructions
don't ask......
Rooster hand
mirror mirror, on the wall......
nice glasses!!
can you hear me NOW??
inspiration
fitness time
just before the pain starts.....
bathroom codes
NASA is calling....
good grooming is essential
how to ruin a picture.....
company picnic --
one cupful per employee.....
British signs
chat board handles..... LOL
self-explanatory.....
Men vs. Women
and the Republic sinks a little lower....
waiting for the perfect man.....
first picture!! water on Mars!!
Hand job
Hand art
Kids today......
Clean cross walk
the pain is about to start.....
nice hood!!!
Michael Phelps
the early years....
good one!!
Different viewpoints
Oops.....
Men vs. Women
rough soccer game
new olympic event
Olympians!!
Iraq -- the musical
why ladies stay single....
great light switch!!
great advertisement
why women stay single.....
Redneck Senior Scooter
the golden years
Sharon in Tennessee
David returns from his tour of America
a very close shave
look at the size of that truck!!!
School Science Project
just before the pain starts....
new!! improved!! better wiper blades!!
Fly boys!!
School science projects
rut roh.....
a day at the beach.... navy style!!
you ask -- you get
Dickhead
YIKES!!
nice advertisement
amazing athlete!!
off to the mall
Nicole retires to west virginia
planning ahead cake
holy chiauawawa!!!
to have and to hold.....
Johnny Depp in south carolina
Irish paramedics
song title???
Moon River!!
Retired
be warned....
life's changing goals!!!
rut roh.... that naughty Bea.....
o.... k....
grrrrruuuunt!!!
Procrastination
Jessica in west virginia
well excuuuusssseeeee MEEEE!!!
are you ticklish??
nice to meet you
shout dirty to me!!
John Revolta retired in alabama
Points to Ponder
oops.....
good info.....
Jennifer in Jaw-gah
a girl and her tennis racquet....
redneck condos
wedding day try-outs
the headless dancer
ruining a picture
rut roh.....
Cameron in Kansas
Getting Older
Britney moves to oklahoma
Shanghai University
Colorado University
Ellen moves to the country
LOL
Who feels lucky??
Rut Roh.....
they make for a hostile work enviroment
a funny thing happened at the wedding......
ruining a picture
well of COURSE he does!!
oopssss......
excuse me??
What next?
the art of ruining a picture
butt of coarse!!
are you SURE??
Yass is a town in Australia
Speed Racer!!
Rocket Scientists
Wedding blues -- already it starts
Europe and America
Clear Thinking
Wedding day fun
Helpful instructions
love those elephants!!
Marriage and gasoline
Monica's advice.....
this is on my RANT BLOG .... check it out
The Happy Wedding Party
this is on my RANT PAGE too
check it out for more fun stuff :-)
Parental Instructions
Wonderful name
Love Story 1
Love Story 2
Love Story 3
Love Story 4
"we should include something in
case the people elect a F'ing moron!!"
great ad
Woman's Ideal Remote Control
oops!! back to the drawing board.....
Wedding Remorse
4 stages of a man's life
hurricane panels on the INSIDE? lol
Mommy's Job
More Great Thoughts
June is busting out ALL over!!
Last Day On the Job
Learn To Fly!!
Traffic Control.....
this is REALLY "going on-line"!!
WOW!! check those gas prices!!
Gasoline solution
Being an Individual
Handy note
The Original Computer
Casa d'Ice
Incentive Notive
Proof of global warming!!
to protect and to serve??
Sex Lesson
Complaint Department
Gas Prices
Bathroom confusion
Computer problems
Sign language
Bathroom code
Office Improvement
Hard Work
Gas gauge
Speed Control 2
Speed control
Phone cameras are important!!
who designed THIS???
The Chart of Life
wheels of life
new state quarter
Kids first!!
Geezers rule!!
Living in the past....
Gas Vs. Beer
Timmmm-berrrrr!!!!
small is beautiful
Rut Roh.....
LOL so true
Flori-DUHHH quarter
Gas bandit
Motivational Poster
for $5 of gas... the clerk farted and gave me a receipt
a slight misunderstanding.....
New tee-shirt
Ear Protectors
100th Birthday
Same ol'. Same ol'
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