NEW MEDICAL TERMS

Artery......................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria...................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium........................What doctors do when patients die.
Benign........................ What you be, after you be eight.
Caesarean Section...... A neighbourhood in Rome.
Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.
Colic............................. A sheep dog.
Coma.............................A punctuation mark.
Dilate............................ To live long.
Enema........................... Not a friend.
Fester............................ Quicker than someone else.
Fibula............................ A small lie.
Impotent........................Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain...................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane.
Morbid........................... A higher offer.
Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node.............................. I knew it.
Outpatient.................... A person who has fainted.
Pelvis............................. Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative...............A letter carrier.
Recovery Room..............Place to do upholstery.
Rectum......................... Nearly killed him.
Secretion...................... Hiding something.
Seizure......................... Roman emperor.
Tablet.......................... A small table.
Terminal Illness......... Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour........................One plus one more.
Urine........................... Opposite of you're out.
2xCondoms..................To be sure, to be sure.