HONEYMOON TALE

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia,
Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Paterson, New Jersey to say hello
to his friends. Giovanni said, 'Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?'

Luigi said, 'Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down.'

'Whata you mean, Luigi?' asked Giovanni.

'Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia,
she pack a biga basket a food.She brough ta da vino, some nice cigars for
me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket. The
conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat indisa car.
Musta use a dining car.'

So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch
and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino! Conductore walka by again,
waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.'
So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my
biga cigar. The conductore, he waga is finger again and say,
'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' 'We go to a smokina
car and I smoke a my biga cigar.

Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We
just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da
hallway shouting at a top of his a voice...'Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka
Virginia!'

'Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus.