One day, a man came home and was greeted
by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie.
'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and
you can do anything you want.'
So he tied her up and went Golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car
into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and
shouted at the top of her lungs,
'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should
I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out!!'
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