BUYING BEER

Two nuns were shopping at a Safeway store.
They were passing by the beer, wine, and liquor
section. Sister Mary Xavier asked Sister Mary Joseph
if she liked beer.
Sister Mary Joseph confessed that she secretly liked
the brew, but she would feel very uncomfortable
about purchasing it.
Sister Mary Xavier replied that she would handle
that without a problem, then picked up a six-pack
and took it to the cashier. Noticing the cashier's
surprised look, Sister Mary Joseph said,
'This is for washing our hair.'
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under
the counter, put a package of pretzel sticks in the
bag with the beer and said, 'The curlers are on me!!'
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