THE COWBOY

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered
a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young
woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real
cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking
colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences,
pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning
my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking
about women. As soon as I get up in the morning,
I think about women. When I shower, I think about
women. When I watch TV, I think about women.
I even think about women when I eat. It seems that
everything makes me think of women.'
The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later,
a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I always thought I was, But I just
found out that I'm a lesbian.'
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