MEDICAL PROCEDURES

A man is recovering from surgery when the
Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he
is feeling.
"I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four-letter word
the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say?" asked the nurse.
"OOPS"
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband
and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been
at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even
considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my
husband's advice."What do you think?" I asked.
"Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it
all in one."
He's still in intensive care.....
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