MID-LIFE CRISES

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 25 YEARS,
I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE
ONE DAY AND SAID,
'HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP
APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A
SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK
AND WHITE TV -- BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
NIGHT WITH A HOT 22-YEAR-OLD GAL.
NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR,
NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M
SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING
UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.
SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
22-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE
SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING
IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP
CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING
A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR
MID-LIFE CRISES!!!
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