THE TRUTH

At school Little Tommy was told by a classmate
that most adults are hiding at least one dark
secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail
them by saying, "I know the whole truth!!"

Little Tommy decided to go home and try it out.
He went home, and as he was greeted by his mother
he said, "I know the whole truth!!"
His mother quickly handed him $20 and said,
"Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waited for his father
to get home from work, and greeted him with,
"I know the whole truth."
Tommy's father promptly handed him $50 and said,
"Please don't say a word to your mother!"

Very pleased, the boy was on his way to school
the next day when he saw the mailman at his front
door. Little Tommy greeted him by saying,
"I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately dropped the mail,
opened his arms and said,
"Then come give your daddy a big hug!!"
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