BUY or RENT ?

I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year
relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not
counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges
$4,000 PER hour. Crazy, right? But... Had Paul McCartney
employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million
for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+
million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year-old hot babe, no begging,
no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put
BOTH legs around you, no bitching or complaining or 'to do'
lists.
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the
next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with
no legal fees!!

Is it just me, or is it better to rent?
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