SUMBITCH

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted
to throw a Party & invited all of his buddies & neighbors.
He also invited his friend Leroy, the only Black man in the
neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his
mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing,
eating Shrimp, oysters, BBQ & flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10ft
man-eating gator in my pool & I'll give a million dollars to
anyone who has the nerve to jump in.
'The words were barely out of his mouth when there was
a loud splash & everyone turned around & saw Leroy in the
pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ass! Leroy was
jabbing the Gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing
punches, head butts & Choke holds, biting the gator on the
tail & flipping the gator through the air like some kind of
Judo Instructor. The water was churning & splashing
everywhere. Both Leroy & the gator were screaming &
raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let it float to the top
like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out
of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says,
'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something!
You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex &
some stock options?'
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked,
'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'
Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed
me into the pool!!'
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